Snow in the forecast!
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself “fat chance” with a face like that!’
Latest Writings
Posted on 12 November '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
Facials
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction ‘ finish off on her face ‘ didn’t mean ‘ What I 
thought it did ‘
Posted on 12 November '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
Charity Work
In talks with Holidays 4 Heros about donations from the sale of clothes from www.randywoodclothing.co.uk
Posted on 30 April '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
I Know a girl who is always getting Myspace and Facebook confused, She keeps asking if she can come on my face.! Maybe I should ask the same
Posted on 24 March '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. 2 Comments.
Bait Box
Off to Big Dicks tackle shop, try and pick up some bait this afternoon
Posted on 17 March '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
The Dissapearing Beaver
Canada’s second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation,
Dam Cancel my subscription NOW
Posted on 16 March '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. 5 Comments.
Prince George
Spent a couple of days in Prince George, Bumped into an old flame of mine, a miss Marylin Star, unfortunately she’s not very bright, when I told her Prince George has wood she asked if she could go down and marry him.
Posted on 10 March '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. No Comments.
Winter Olympics
Wow What an Olympics, Shame we only picked up the one gold, Boy did you see the size of that beaver at the closing ceremony!
Posted on 3 March '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. 1 Comment.
Hello world!
Well the guys in the UK have set me up with a blog so I can keep you all entertained whilst on my travels in the future,
As for now, well I’m at the Olympics and closely following both the UK and Canooks on their quest for glory.
Posted on 23 February '10 by Randy Wood, under Uncategorized. 1 Comment.
