The Home Of Randy Wood
Randy
Wood and his wild stories
Randy Wood. Our hero was born Jack Randy,
in London, England, just after the war. His father was an accomplished inventor
and his mother a well respected chemist and university lecturer. Due to his
fathers ideas and inventions, Jackquickly became the most popular boy in the
street. Many people still remember the time when at the tender age of 7, he
piloted the worlds first potato powered go-cart down the Old Kent road. It
only ran for 12 seconds but during that time he successfully overtook two
taxis, three buses and a transit van full of traffic wardens before finally
wedging the cart and himself under a horse drawn carriage, which wouldnt of
been so bad if not for the fact that it was part of a funeral cortege, but
thats another story.