Ebony Umin is the girlfriend of Leroy Large, now Ebony has a love for all things reptilian and her prize asset was a King Cobra called Ramesis.
Now Ramesis used to live in a tank in Leroys office, but on one fateful day when Leroy had more than one customer at once to deal with, he inadvertently left the tank lid off and Ramesis managed to escape.
Even more unfortunate was that on that particular day, John Cock, the Mayor of Rockard, had brought his Cadillac in for it’s annual service. The escaped Ramesis must of taken a liking to that shiny red leather interior and he somehow managed to find refuge amongst it’s deep shag pile carpet.
Later that evening, the Mayor had picked up his Caddy and after getting spruced up, was now on his way to Rockards WI where he was about to give a talk to the good ladies about the merits of being tee-total. Well, he’d only just turned out onto Interstate 97, when Ramesis decided to make an appearance. He slid under the drivers seat, turned himself around and stuck his head up in between old JC’s legs. Well personally I’d of grabbed it by the neck and given him a lovebite to remember but unfortunately the Mayor didn’t think that fast and before he could realise what was going on, Ramesis saw his chance and sank his fangs into his victims hairy bean bag. At this moment John totally lost control of the situation and promptly swerved off the tarmac and ended sunny side up in Legasakimbo Creek.
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