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Welcome To The Legend Of Randy Wood

The man who would be Randy Wood
Our hero was born Jack Randy, in London, England, just after the war. His father was an accomplished inventor and his mother a well respected chemist and university lecturer. Due to his father’s ideas and inventions, Jack quickly became the most popular boy in the street. Many people still remember the time when at the tender age of 7, he piloted the worlds first potato powered go-cart down the Old Kent road. It only ran for 12 seconds but during that time he successfully overtook two taxis, three buses and a transit van full of traffic wardens before finally wedging the cart and himself under a horse drawn carriage, which wouldn’t of been so bad if not for the fact that it was part of a funeral cortege……… Read the Full Legend story.

The People
Get to know the people in Randy’s life, read the funny stories about his Female Companions and Male associates.

The Town
Want to know more about the Town of Rockard and its occupants then click on the Town Of Rockard and scroll your mouse over the stars.

Randy’s Diary
Keep up to date with Randy’s travels on Randy’s Diary, or follow him on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, or Orkut

Where’s Your Wood Been?
Want to Show Us Your Wood? Then send us your pictures of you wearing the of famous Randy Wood Brand from the best sight seeing places in the world or with your most loved celebrity and we'll post them here. The more outrageous the better.

Randy Wood Clothing
Check out about the latest clothing range from Randy Wood by visiting the Online Shop

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